We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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