we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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