The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
