Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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