I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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