she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
third nipple confirmed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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