Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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