Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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