I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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