So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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