I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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