Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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