I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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