bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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