I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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