My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
