is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
