dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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