so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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