Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
