how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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