He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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