nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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