so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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