Me too!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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