but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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