I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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