I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
