16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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