I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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