Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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