found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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