Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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