Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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