Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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