Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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