Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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