my soul wont recognize me after tonight
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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