batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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