Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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