I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Randomize