Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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