This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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