Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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