In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Boobs are out for the taking
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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