I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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