i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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