I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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