Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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