David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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