Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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