about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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